NYE is a fashion Distaster

What do people think, they can wear whatever they like because they'll be sloshed all evening? NO NO NO. Wear something lovely, eh? Come on, it's the middle of the sales, you could find something decent to wear. THIS DOES NOT MEAN JEANS LADIES. Maybe I go to the wrong bars.
Another thing, do not do the whole fancy dress thing, unless you are going to a FANCY DRESS PARTY, and/or look like these two cool bastards:

This means no playboy bunnies. Don't think I didn't see you, don't think you don't disgust me because you do. That look is years old. You could have got something more fashionable in TJ Hughes, and that's saying something. Anyway, back to that pic. for my money, Jo and Dom got everything right in the fancy dress department; Her dress isn't just an excuse to get her legs/tits out and her make-up is beautifully done. The best part is that Dom actually dressed up, unlike most men I have seen at fancy dress parties. MEN! Honestly! Learn to dress up. You can't see it in this picture but he is wearing spats. Says it all.